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malcontent random thoughts� - August 2009

08.25.2009: Damn... I Love what I do!

(ap) - Tuesday Afternoon Truth: A 14hr busy day goes by faster than an 8hr slow day... It's True.

08.21.2009: My Bladder is Bigger than a Solo Cup!

(ap) - Fryday Morning Truth: My bladder can reserve more than a 16oz Solo Cup can accommodate... Lesson Learned: Keep an empty gallon container in the minivan... It's like this, a sippy and (2) Safeway bags doubled had to finish the job the Solo cup couldn't... My Wife almost had to stop driving the minivan from laughing as I told her this on the way Home from... Wait for it...Walmart... You might be a Redneck...

08.17.2009: Ratatouille and Cars don't Mix!

(ap) - So the Daughter woke the other Morning to a Bad Dream and told my Wife that she was Melting and that "we tried to help you" but everything was on fire and rocket was broken... Rocket is our Honda Minivan... The Mercedes Benz of Minivans, but I Digress. Anyway, we couldn't figure out why she would Dream such a thing and then Realized it later that day when she requested Ratatouille again as she did the Night before. We were already watching Cars so we told her no. It all came together at that point... But just in case, if anything happens to the Wife or I, tap that little Oracle and Save the Human Race! ;)

08.13.2009: The Wife and I almost had a Todd & Margot Moment

(ap) - As I was putting my Daughter to bed the other night, I notice that her rug was soaked at the edge towards the window. It didn't have a smell, and I Assumed that it was water. Time to check the window... Nothing. No water came in, the curtains weren't wet. I called to me Wife to come look... From here out it teetered ever closer to the Classic "Todd & Margot" Moment in Christmas Vacation when the gutter ice ruined their stereo after crashing through the window. If only I would have thought of this that night and responded to me Wife, "I don't know, MARGOT!"...

08.10.2009: The Bus Boys Confusion...

(ap) - Until I saw Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" with my eyes, I thought the "Bus Boys" he was referring to were the Bus Boys in the Theater picking up drinks and such... It took the Video for me to realize it was a Band... Now hurry and go rent or purchase it to see what the Hell I am referring to!

08.07.2009: "Rice" isn't Chinese, is it?...

(ap) - Sparked by a Bare Naked Ladies CD by the name of Snack Time... My Wife asked my Daughter what she could say in Chinese... The Daughter paused... Looked around and exclaimed, "Rice!"...

08.02.2009: Chopstips

(ap) - Continuing with the Asian them, my Daughter calls Chapstick, "Chopstips"... It's True. She is going to get some @ the Tea Garden one of these days when she really just Needs Lip Moisturizer.

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tha malcontent

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