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malcontent random thoughts - December 2009

 


 

12.30.2009: Breaking News that just Barely Involves a Bar I've Drank at and one of my Reporters:

9NEWS.com | Denver | Colorado's Online News Leader | Man seriously injured in shooting; suspect dead

(ap) - 850KOA Radio News was Reporting: "This Witness at a Bar across the Street..."

It's 11:30 in the AM on Wednesday!... What in the HELL are you doing at the Castaways you LUSH!

If you were checking ap, you would have heard it first: "There's a shit load of five-O by my house"... - ap World Hispanic Correspondent reporting on the Shooting as it Broke!

 


 

12.28.2009: Walkie PEAS!

(ap) -  "Walkie PEAS!"... If you didn't know my 18mo old Son you would assume he was asking to get down and go for a walk when he says this at the dinner table. Well, you would be wrong... He is asking for water politely and he doesn't care for peas at all! He, like his big Sister, LOVES broccoli though!

 


 

12.14.2009: I Love you for a Whole Wide Day!

 

(ap) - The new way my Daughter Expresses her Love for her Parents... "I Love you for a Whole Wide Day!"

 


 

12.11.2009: Ace's Solo is the Best, so Shut up about it already.

 

 

(ap) - Ace Frehley's Solo Ablum, yes Ablum is the Best of the 4 so you can End all of the Discussion on this Issue because it is Settled Science and has been for 3 Decades.

 


 

12.09.2009: I always Forget how Long R.E.M. has Sucked...

 

 

(ap) - For a LONG Time... Good Lord... Almost 30 Years of Irritating Self-Involved Whiney Bullshit.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPZzWYkdS6Y

 

No Stipe... Everybody wants to Hurt YOU... :lol:

 

 


 

12.04.2009: Facebook is like a Social Pusher or Pimp.

 

(ap) - OK... Facebook, stop telling me what to do! "Make Facebook better for her", or "So and so doesn't have many Friends, help them find some!" Bugger Off already you nosey Bastards!

 


 

 

peace,

tha malcontent

 


 


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