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malcontent random thoughts� - February 2010
02.24.2010: The Golden Girls... The Filthiest TV Show EVER!
(ap) - Your Memory of this filthy, foul, smutty Show is as you see it above... Kindly and funny Older Women in witty and precarious Situations... Far from what it REALLY was. I was too young to follow it when my Mom watched it and of course being in Junior High/High School, if I was following it, there would have been something wrong with me. Having said that, my Wife is now addicted to it on Re-Runs... I don't want to hear about Geriatric Sex, Constipation, Female Hygiene or anything else of the sort when I am that Age, much less now! For the Love of God!, how in the Hell did this show get past the Censors? From 9 o'clock clockwise in the above picture: 9: Pointlessly Mean; 12: Antibiotic Slutty; 3: Too Simple to have Survived to that Age; 6: Behemoth Whiner with Momma Issues. At what point did my Life take this turn?... I am critiquing the ****ing Golden Girls for crying out loud!... Now I'm saying things like "for crying out loud", for crying out loud!... What was I talking about again?
02.21.2010: Madonna's Playing the Mad Hatter?
(ap) - I had NO Idea... I Thought it was Supposed to be Johnny Depp...
02.18.2010: The Moooooo-Staaaaaaaaash Wars... This time... They FINISH IT!
(ap) - Cast your Vote... Or Suggest another.
The Sickest Mustache in History...
1.) You don't Mess around with Croce
2.) Wilfred will Mount your Turkey @ Thanksgiving, Bitches!
3.) Katie Couric
4.) Write in Candidate... Must be a REAL Mustache, Damn it!... Save the Super
Troopers Pics!
02.17.2010: I got yer Social Networking, RIGHT HERE!
(ap) - I
hate and or don't care about your "hate and or don't care about" groups on
Facebook... And I want an "Indifferent" option if the Haters get their "Dislike"
option, Damn it!
And when I get that, I'll Bitch about that too!
02.16.2010: "Ooo Lord....Rocket's Honker is Unscrewed?"
(ap) - My Daughter's response to my Wife when she heard that our Benz of Minivans was having Issues with it's Alarm System... True Story.
02.15.2010: "You are about as Useful as Tits on Bacon!"
(ap) - Well, in my Opinion, Tits on Bacon would VERY Useful. I haven't figured out why, but it sounds REALLY good, so until I figure out why, I will vote YES! to Tits on Bacon!
02.14.2010: It's Filling with something, Damn it!
(ap) - My cell phone feels Heavier when it's Charged... Is that just me, or the LSD speaking?
02.12.2010: Opium Flashback!
(ap) - A Lady I work with, who used
to Mule Opium back in Southeast Asia years ago, once asked me if I saw the
"really tall guy" who "walked across Sheridan Blvd. in one giant step"... I
asked her, "Are you talking about the giant man outside of the Trailer Park
on Faaaad-er-ul, South of the Taco House?... That Cowboy doesn't walk, he just
stands there!"
02.10.2010: Barbara Ann
(ap) -
The first CD I boughten (Yeah!, "boughten") my lil girl when she was not quit a
year old was the Beach Boys because she would say, "Bah, Bah, Bah" and I would
finished it by singing that song and she would giggle. When I played the real
song for her she just lit up with Joy.
02.05.2010: Pandora's Box... An Old Metaphor for the Clap?
(ap) - In Greek mythology, Pandora's box is the large jar (πιθος pithos) carried by Pandora (Πανδώρα) that, when opened by her, unleashed many terrible things on mankind � ills, toils and sickness � and hope.- Source: Wikipedia... Maybe it was Wise to Avoid her Box?
02.03.2010: Females Learn Manipulation EARLY!
(ap) -
My 4 -year-old
Daughter was using my 19mo-old Son as the canary in the cave going down the dark
hall to the bedrooms last night because she was scared of the dark... Women!...
lol... And of course he was ALL for it like a blind sheep! I wish I had a
picture of it.
02.02.2010: Off isn't the same as Pause, Sweety!
(ap) - Turning off the TV doesn't pause it... My daughter was in the bathroom and she told me she turned off the TV while she went so she wouldn't miss anything... I told her turning it off wouldn't pause it... She quickly Corrected her Father... Yes it does. So in that, the Queen has Spoken, and from this Day forward, turning OFF the Television will Pause it. Law has been Given.
peace,
tha malcontent
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