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malcontent random thoughts� - June 2010
06.18.2010: "Tell your Doctor if you have a heart condition"
(ap) - "Tell your Doctor if you have a heart condition"... < From any given "pill" commercial's disclaimer speech on TV... Why in the HELL should I have to tell my Doctor if I have a heart condition?... If I have to tell him this, then I need a new Doctor! Do these people even think about what they are writing?... It must be a product of Lawyers... It's the only explanation for such idiocy... Apologies to my Lawyerin' friends!
06.17.2010: "I try!... I try!..."
(ap) - What my Son was saying last night to my Wife as he grew bored with his taco and wanted to try her burrito... After the first 2 or 5 "I try's", he should have just said "I have". There's one thing for sure, he has a broader palate @ 2 than Baca had @ 20 when it comes to the Bell.
06.09.2010: I have Found the Yawn Trigger!
(ap) - I think the Dentist pierced my yawn trigger with the needle yesterday... ****'s goin' off like a tommy-gun!
06.08.2010: Cavity Creeps bring the Junk!
(ap) - I'm think I'm a Dental Drug Addict... I think I'm neglecting my teeth so I can get gassed once in a while via the Dentist when I get a cavity.
06.06.2010: If it's Yellow, let it Mellow!
(ap) - If it's yellow let it mellow... don't flush pee... - to the tune of Mellow Yellow... Free idea for Sprout... just credit ME!
peace,
tha malcontent
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