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malcontent random thoughts� - March 2011
03.31.2011: "Before opening... Knead &
Squeeze..."
(ap) - Memo to Starbucks: The people
who need those instructions don't understand them.
03.28.2011: My MCin' DJin' 5-year-old Daughter
(ap) - "A little coin... A little money... Cause I'm goin' on a Journey..."
03.21.2011: The Tooth Fairy will one day come...
(ap) - My 5 1/2 yr old Daughter in
the Kitchen to me: "I had a dream I lost a tooth, Daddy"... My almost 3 yr old
Son from the potty: "It's in here Sister!".
03.20.2011: Sometimes I use Google to spell check
(ap) - It's amazing some of the words it guesses you are typing... And it's a little arrogant when you make an error. Is your search engine cocky like Google when you make a mistake?... Google: "Bitch please, didn't you mean "broccoli"?...
03.18.2011: If it's yellow, let it mellow... If it's brown, flush it down...
(ap) - ...with (1) exception... Asparapiss... You can't hardly stand that with one vintage, much less multiple... It's now officially added to the "brown" category of flushing.
03.17.2011: A bit O the Irish Influence @ my Work?
(ap) - Finalizing a project for a customer today whose address is on Shamrock Ct. in Dublin OH... True story!
03.16.2011: 6 Degrees from Q or Maude?
(ap) - You know I've watched too much Golden Girls with the Wife when... I pick Quentin Tarantino out of a pile of Elvis impersonators in an episode from 1988...
03.15.2011: I figured out what's wrong with me...
(ap) - Nobody was supervising the **** I was watching on PBS as a child:
Classic Sesame Street - Richard Pryor's alphabet
03.14.2011: It is a Human Number
(ap) - Ok... now this is creepy... when I came in to the room it was 63... stood at the laptop and it went to that... again.
03.12.2011: The Mouths of Babes II.
(ap) - Sister: Brother, do you want a balloon to go up to God?... Brother: No.
03.12.2011: The Mouths of Babes.
(ap) - I know karate... more or less. - my 5 year old angel.
03.11.2011: I'll Kick you in the Taco!
03.10.2011: Yeah, she's got me wrapped.
(ap) - My daughter told me she wanted to give something that was hard and strong like me... she colored this rock for me... swooooooon...
03.09.2011: PETA Thinks it can take Iron Mike?
(ap) - People for the Excessive
Touching of Animals is gonna get knocked the **** out if they aren't careful...
Just sayin'.
PETA protests pigeon racing at Tyson's Nevada home
peace,
tha malcontent
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