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malcontent random thoughts� - May 2010
05.28.2010: It's Flying Cats and Dogs?
(ap) - Cats and Dogs as carry-on's on Planes?... I don't ****in' Think so! Seriously, how did this Idea find it's way out of the conference rooms at the airlines? If they thought second-hand smoke was Deadly, they have no idea what they are doing putting cats on a plane with asthmatics... Excellent forward thinking there, Geniuses! Can you say, "Class Action"?...
05.25.2010: Talk to the Right Shoe!
(ap) - My Son likes to take his right shoe off... Either when maxin' and relaxin' for a ride in the minivan or when tossin' a fit at his drop-off. And there is not putting the shoe back on... You'd be safer to sock bull in the face.
05.17.2010: Counting by Nose
(ap) - My Daughter figures out 2 from 6 by holding up 6 fingers, then pulling 2 down and then she touches her nose with each remaining finger as she counts them off... Nearly the cutest thing ever.
05.08.2010: Michael Jackson was Offensively White
(ap) - "They'll kick you and they'll beat you and they'll tell you it's fair"... Michael Jackson before he started boy-bottom-touching when he was still attempting to appear Tough to his Community... Has there ever been a less Black person?... Sorry, is it too soon?
05.06.2010: That little *scum-bum*, he's a Millionaire!
(ap) - Money for Nothing... "That little Faggot..." Remember it?... Well, it's been Memory-Holed by the PC Police. Apparently you can't say that word anymore and we will now start Removing it from History... Great.
05.04.2010: On the "MusicChoice Scale", you Suck!
(ap) - MusicChoice runs out of **** to say about an artist and then starts dating things like when audio cassette technology was invented... Some artists don't even have ex spouses to post about so it's right away with "CD-R technology was..." Why in the hell does this crap plant itself in my dome?
05.03.2010: Does Pixar Perform Exorcisms?
(ap) - My boy has seen Cars multiple times... Last night he watched it like he'd never seen it before and like he was teen aged girl seeing the Beatles for the first time... It was like he was possessed!... He would scream every time Lightning was on the screen... He was as animated as the movie itself... Cutest thing to date.
05.01.2010: It's White like that...
(ap) - Claussen... Now that's a f***in' pickle!... Just had a sang witch stacker... salt is Crack.
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tha malcontent
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