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malcontent random thoughts� - May 2011
05.30.2011: "Daddy, I dropped a deuce!"
(ap) - Yep... That's what I my Son said after going poop!... True story!
05.25.2011: That's the Book for me!...
(ap) - "The Bee-Eye-Bee-Eye-Bee, BIBLE!..". < My not quite 3-year-old Son singing the Bible Song.
05.24.2011: So anyway, I'm takin' a shit...
(ap) - So
I'm at Home this weekend with my kids, Boy was sick...
Anyway, I'm in the toilet takin' a shit, because from time to time I have to
take a shit...
I hear, "Daddy... Daddy..." outside the door...
I open it to see what the Boy needs...
He says, "I'm gonna puke..."
Then procedes to puke... Right there at the door to the bathroom on the carpet.
Not to be left out, my darling Daughter runs up and reports on the situation
that I've just witnessed live...
"Daddy, Brother puked..."
Anyway, that was about how my weekend went.
How was yours?
05.17.2011: I had a dream about a comedy
routine about wet dreams last night...
(ap) - It went like this... And I was
the comedian on stage... "What's with "wet dreams"?... I don't get it.
I don't remember ever having one. Is the term "wet dream" something
embarrassed parents made up to explain their kids dry humping their pillows,
sofa arms or any other object that felt pleasurable enough at that age?...
When you were a kid, nothing came out at first... You were jerkin' and doin'
whatever without consequence... Then one day, something that wasn't pee came
out, and you thought you broke that motherfucker. And it was like paper
mache glue on whatever it got on. Some of you may have been caught in the
act and there was no way to hide the evidence on your pillow... Your parents
probably figured you'd grow up and forget about it, and so they gave it that
name, "wet dream". Well, I'm here to tell you, you were fuckin' your
pillow... Come clean about it and the guilt won't burden you any longer in
your adult life... Carry on!"
Candid videos show rare view of unkempt
bin Laden
KIMBERLY DOZIER and LOLITA C. BALDOR
Associated Press May 7, 5:39 PM EDT
WASHINGTON (AP) - From a shabby, makeshift
office, he ran a global terrorist empire. The world's most wanted man watched
newscasts of himself from a tiny television perched atop a rickety old desk
cluttered with wires.
For years, the world only saw Osama bin Laden in the rare propaganda videos
that trickled out, the ones portraying him as a charismatic religious figure
unfazed by being the target of worldwide manhunt.
The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA - AP NEWS
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(ap)
- An example would have been when Saddam was on Trial... In his Miami Vice
duds...
Compared to bin Laden in this video, or Saddam when pulled out of his Hole, he
looked kempt at this Trial.
But I bet the headline wasn't, "Saddam looked kempt and kool at this
trial".
I for one will now start using kempt when it's appropriate.
peace,
tha malcontent
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