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malcontent random thoughts� - September 2009

09.25.2009: "Was that Tunder?"

(ap) - "Was that tunder?", my panicked Daughter exclaimed after literally taking maybe (2) steps from her room to our bed last night... Truthfully, I'm not 100% that one was thunder... It shook the foundation of the House... My Daughter hates... "tunder"... Poor thing! :( The boy slept like a log... He's a Brute. If I would've checked on him, he probably would have slapped me.

09.23.2009: So I was watching this Chick Flick with my Wife

(ap) - There is a scene in �Ghosts of Boyfriends Past� where this caricature of a Marine Sergeant goes off about Korea and what they didn't get...

They didn't get a Wall... They didn't get a movie... They just got a TV show...

And somewhere Tom Skerritt is going, "What in the Fuck was I thinking agreeing to White Out"!?!

Duke was clearly a superior character in a superior film.

Confused?� Don�t hurt yourself trying to figure it out, I have issues.

09.15.2009: A New Lip Balm for the Kids

(ap) - As Inspired by the Most Beautiful Angel on Earth... My Daughter:

"Daddy, I can have your ChopStips?"...

09.14.2009: %@#%! the NFL's Officiating Staff!

(ap) - Sorry, folks, that was a Touchdown... End of ****ing list! San Diego got a Handicapped Win tonight! Congratulations, Bolts! How many more parts of a receivers body has to touch the End Zone before it's a Touchdown, people?

09.07.2009: Right in the Glasshole

(ap) - When the lil one's tag my Wife or I in the Glasses with greasy lil mongrel fingers, we say, "Oh, right in the Glasshole!"...

09.04.2009: Next Day... Last Day...

(ap) - Instead of saying "tomorrow" or "yesterday" or "a week ago", my darling Angel of a Daughter calls it all "Next Day" or "Last Day".

09.01.2009: Dateline Obama: Plagiarism or TRIPE Infestation?

(ap) - Is Obama Plagiarizing Fortune Cookies, or is he Infesting them with his TRIPE?...

Example's from the Tea Garden the other night...

My Fortune Cookie: We must become the change we want to see.

My Wife's Fortune Cookie: To build a better world, start in your community.

What say Ye?...

peace,

tha malcontent

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