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malcontent random thoughts� - April 2008

04.30.2008: Shadows of Stalone as a Mobster

(ap) - My 2 1/2 Year Old Daughter is Working on the New Script for a Remake of Death Race 2000...

It's True.

It Involves a 4-Lane Hot Wheels Race Track, 4 Hot Wheels, and (4) Devil Duckies...

It will be a Modern Classic...

Like or Love it...

Do it!... DO IT!...

04.22.2008: Top (5) Things Overheard @ mal's 2008 Physical

(ap) - 1.) You should keep it to (1) or (2) shots a day.

2.) Q: What are you looking for?... A: K-Y.

3.) Don't I get a Kiss first?

4.) See if you can get (2) in there.

5.) $20?!?... And not even the Common Decency of a Reach Around?...

04.22.2008: Burt, if you don't stop Slappin' Dom...

(ap) - Seriously Dude, Smacking around that Poor Tubby Sidekick all Movie got Old the First Time you did it... And if you don't Stop, Captain Chaos is going to Kick your Ass.

04.21.2008: WALL-E... I've Seen this Before...

(ap) - I Know I'm not going Crazy...

Yep...

Mixed with a Little:

And just when I Thought I was having some Deja Vu.

04.17.2008: "Shoe the Children, with no Shoes on their Feet"

(ap) - Mental Image EVERY time I Hear that...

An Old Woman Sweeping her Store Front, and Running off Poor Kids by Swatting at them with a Broom.

Thanks a lot, Steve Miller... You Son of a Bitch!

04.12.2008: More than a Woman is a Dude, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSEINGKQi6M

(ap) - "More than a Woman"?...

What in the HELL does that Mean?...

I Suffered Through the Insanity that was the Clownshow 70's, and that Song and Term still Raises Questions...

Is that Bee Gee's Classic Disco Anthem a Lola Song?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMsnqQHOwFg

04.11.2008 - Vodka's the Final Stage

(ap) - A Question for your Host by jetfire @ hannity.com: So Mal....as barkeep, what are a few drynks you would prefer not to serve? I'm figuring anything minus the alcohol is a given but what are some alcoholic drynks that leave you scratching your head?

My Answer:

Vodka Rocks...

Sure Sign of a Person Needing Counseling.

The Final Stage before Destroying your Liver with Cheap Vodka, is Ordering REALLY Expensive Vodka on the Rocks Socially...

If you Know someone like this, Sit them Down and have an Intervention.

God Created Vodka to Mix Things with.

04.09.2008 - It's Hooper Tonight!

(ap) - The Wife and I have Talked about it for a Couple of Days... And it's Settled. We will Watch Hooper Tonight as the Last of the Big Snows Hits D-Town.

04.04.2008 - The "Cavemen" are the Modern Headroom

(ap) - I was just Thinking the other day that Shortlived Hype behind the "It's so Easy, even a Caveman could do it" Commercials, was a lot like the Max Headroom Hype of the 80's... Cavemen had 13 Episodes, even though only 7 Aired, and Max had 14... MeThinks. Anyway, both Seem like Yesterday to me...

peace,

tha malcontent

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