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malcontent random thoughts� - April 2009

04.29.2009: Anniversary @ the Crack House

(ap) - So the Wife texted this to me the other day: "where is that crack house mansion we stayed at for our anniversary?"... Well, the simple answer is:

04.28.2009: Ageism at it's Finest!

(ap) - "Remember so and so?... Look how Old that Bastard is now!"... Seen any of these baiting "news stories" on PMSNBC or AOL? They show you a pic of some hottie from back in the day, and then tell you, "Look what she looks like now at 73!"... For the Love of God, people... Is that what we are now?

04.20.2009: Damn PE, that's some White ****!...

(ap) -How does Public Enemy square up "She Watch Channel Zero!?" with "Flava of Love"?...

****in' Sellouts... That's some White **** if I ever seen it!

04.17.2009: HOAK-A-HOMA USA!...

(ap) - My 3-year-old Angel of a Daughter was Talking about our Trip coming up to see my Wife's Grandmother, and it's in Oklahoma... The lil one calls it "Hoak-a-homa"... Makes a Poppa wanna tear up it's so Derned Cute!...

04.10.2009: WWJD?... He'd Serve Wine

(ap) - What Would Jesus Do?... Well, when he had the Chance to Purify Water and Serve Water, which is Extremely Good for the Human Body, he instead Chose to make Wine... Don't Argue with Logic... Just shut up and Drynk.

Jesus would!

04.09.2009: Booze doesn't make you an Ass... It makes you Honest

(ap) - If you are an Ass when you Drynk, don't Blame the Alcohol... The Problem you have is only being Exposed by the Booze, it's not the Cause.

Chances are Alcohol did you a Favor by Exposing what an Ass you are. Don't squander the Opportunity the Juice of Life has given you to Change.

This has been a Public Service Message from tha malcontent and Taildragger Snowboarding, who Advise you to Drynk Responsibly and Regularly for Good Health!

04.05.2009: Apparently Asian people don't eat breakfast, sweetheart

(ap) - My lil one was asking me as we passed our favorite ChinaEatery, the Tea Garden, if we could go there... It was the AM at the time.

I said, "Honey, the Tea Garden isn't open right now."

Predictably my 3 year old asked, "Why isn't it open, Daddy"...

Me being me, I told her, "Because apparently Asian people don't eat breakfast, sweetheart."

04.01.2009: Ice Cream Hamburger

(ap) - At first, my next to lil one didn't want an Ice Cream Sandwich... She didn't like the New Format of Ice Cream.

Now she does... And when she wants one, she says, "Can I have an Ice Cream Hamburger"...

Funny thing is, she doesn't like Hamburgers.

peace,

tha malcontent

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