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malcontent random thoughts� - August 2008

08.28.2008: My Son Plays the Air Boob�

(ap) - If he is Hungry and Held in the Position that he Usually gets the Boob, he Starts Rooting and Acting as if he has Boob... This Works until he Realizes Boob is not Presenting itself... Sometimes his Hand gets in there, and then when he Realizes that he's Rooting on his own Flesh... He's Right Pissed... Then it's Boob Time.

08.15.2008: The Sea Galleying of an Industry

(ap) - Way back in the Day... How Far back?... WAY BACK... I Worked at a Restaurant called "Sea Galley". It went Bye-Bye Years ago... Lately, some others are Suffering the Same Fate... Black Angus... Which I was going to Shoot the "g" out of the Lit-up Letter Sign with my Pellet Gun... That Opportunity has Obviously Passed. Bennigan's... Steak and Ale... Armadillo... Ruby Tuesday's will be gone in 10 Years. I Remember when you couldn't get into that Bastard. I have yet to Figure out how Chili's hasn't Folded.

08.12.2008: Rest in Peace Snot...

(ap) - Many Entertaining Years from ya, Brother... Hope it was a Good Ride.

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08.08.2008: Do you Really Need to Chew Rice?

(ap) - Think about it, when you are Chewing Steak or Chicken, do you Chew each Bite into Rice Size Pieces?... Probably not. Try to NOT Chew Rice... It's not Easy. As a Matter of Fact, Try to NOT Think about how many Times you are Chewing each Bite... Yeah, I just did that to you.... Enjoy!

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tha malcontent

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