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malcontent random thoughts© - February 2008
Stiltz is 5... She can go to the Bar with us Next Year!
02.26.2008 - Mutant Giant Alien Carnies will Save
02.22.2008 - My Name's Paul, and I can't say
"John Hancock", ya'all!
02.21.2008 - The Capri... Endless Pockets of Change
(ap) - When I was a Boy my Parents took me to an Eatery that was in a Hotel off of 84th & I-25 in D-Town... It was called "The Capri" and was so 60's that it was Sad by the Mid-80's... But I Loved it.
Every time we went when we were Done Eating Lunch, my Dad would pull out a Handful Quarters from what Seemed like a Bottomless Pocket of Change... Then I would go Play Defender or Galaga until it was Time to Go...
In the Last Decade it had become a Weekly Rental Flophouse for Drug Addicts and one of those Scumbags Caused a Fire. Later it was Demolished and Sportsman's Warehouse now Occupies the Land... It will Never be the same.
02.20.2008 - I have Done my Share of Mentally Abusing Cattle
(ap) - I
have Stopped my Vehicle to get out and Taunt Cattle, Flipping them Off, and
Calling them "Dinner" and Such...
Am I the Only One?... You Know Better.
02.20.2008: Duct Tape Crimes
02.19.2008: Where the Hell have Campy "B" Movies
Is Hollywood that Corporate Controlled now?
Where are the "Warriors", the "Death Race 2000s" for this Generation?...
The only Thing we have Received that's even Close is Q's Adventures in Trying to Copy but Improve on them, and the last "Double Feature" he did was Contrived, at best, though more Entertaining than Most of what Hollywood's been Puttin' out.
It's gotten so Bad that Network Television can't even Think up New Crap for the Consuming Audience.
Knight Rider as a Mustang?... Correction, Knight Rider as and Hour-Long Ford Commercial.
I Never Thought I See the Day when I would Look back at the Original Knight Rider Nostalgically and Wonder what Happened to Good Old Fun TV, but Thanks to FoMoCo and NBC's Thirst for Revenue, I can!
And Val Kilmer... For Shame.
If they Remake "Miami Vice" for Television again, I'm Comin' outta the Booooooooooooooooth-ah!
What's Next?... "The A-Team 2012"?... Mr. T's Grandson Leading a Band of Methed up Drifters in Souped up Foreign Cars Taking out Bad Guys who are just Slightly Worse than they are?...
Pure Crap, Hollywood!... PURE... CRAP!
02-17-2008 - Thomas the Tank Engine's "Friends"
02.15.2008: I Seriously Regret not going to see
Van Halen this Year.
But then again... Shame on them!
On that same Tone, I DON'T Regret Missing "The Police"...
Seriously, People only Cared when it was Announced...
Started Bustin' out Old Ablum's... Yes, Ablums.
Nobody was Listening to The Police Except as Filler Music on Classic Rock Stations.
02.10.2008 - I Think Eddie
Murphy's a Homosexual
Two Words: Atisone Seiuli
Sorry Eddie... It just don't Look right, Brotha!
02.07.2008 - I'm Writin' a Letter to the Yogurt Companies
(ap) - If one more of those Individual Cups Spits Yogurt at me when I open it's Silly Tinfoil Lid, I'm Suin' somebody!... I am Absolutely Sure that these People are doing this on Purpose and have Giggle Fits in their Big Corporate Board Rooms over it... BASTARDS!
Every once and a while Fruit Cups do it, but not with the Regularity that Yogurt does, so the Fruit Cup People are in the Clear... FOR NOW!
And while we are Complaining about Food, is there a Better way to Package Bacon?... I am all Kinds of Tired of the way it's Packaged now.
I don't Like the Pork Fat all over my hands, and once you've gotten to the Bacon you want, you can't Touch anything else or you will Infect Handles and everything else with the Nasty Bacteria that it's Plagued with.
02.06.2008 - I Swear I went to School with those Classmates.com People!
(ap) - Am I the only Person who sees those Annoying Banner Ads by Classmates.com and Thinks, "I went to School those People"?... Seriously, their Names are on the Tip of my Tongue!... Maybe it's just me.
02.05.2008 - Are Portable Toilets Causing Leukemia?
(ap) - I had the most Vivid Dream last night that Studies had been done Showing a Connection between the Regular Use of Portable Toilets and Leukemia.
Like many of my Dreams, I couldn't Distinguish if it was Real or not until after I had Woken.
I was watching a Cable News Station and they were showing Construction Sites and then Discussing the Abnormally High Rates of Leukemia amongst those Workers as Compared with those who did not use a Portable Toilet more than Occasionally.
There were Theories about the Combination of Human Waste, the Chemicals in the Toilets, and the Length of Time People were Spending in them when Using them...
Then they Showed an Organ that was not Specified that had been Affected by Leukemia and it was almost a Pale Green.
Of course, being who I am, I was Stressing that the Handful of Times I have Used one in my Life, that I could Possibly have put myself at Risk.
If I could Sell Tickets to my Dreams...
Then Click and > Contact the ap
I Need Songs like:
Just in case I wasn't Clear...
02.01.2008 - Future Bitch©
So in the Future, as I have Predicted, when we all have Contact Lenses that
allow us to Know who we are Talking to, listen to Music, Surf the Web, Watch
Movies, etc., etc...
Don't do what you're polled to do!©
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