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malcontent random thoughts� - February 2009

02.27.2009: If only Circus Circus had Strippers

(ap) Intermission on �nima by Tool Reminds me of going to Vegas with my Pa as a Boy, Staying at the Landmark and Walking to Circus Circus.

Which Reminds me of Collecting the Smut Mags from the Boxes...

Which Reminds me of Strippers...

Which Reminds me, I have Wife Credits to go to the Penthouse Club.

I Gotta Fire up some Money!... Damn, I got my Head up my Ass Sometimes...

Do you have your Head up your Ass about Using Freebies from your Wife to go to the Strip Joint, then call: 800.GO.HOOK (Apologies to National Lampoons)

02.24.2009: Son-of-a-Bitch, Three-Balled-Bastard

(ap) - My Brother, RTD, just Reminded me of one of my Dad's Classic Lines... "Son-of-a-Bitch, Three-Balled-Bastard"... I also Learned Later in Life that "Cotton Pickin'" is a Racist Term. For most of my Youth, I had no Idea.

02.21.2009: Irish Reparations are LONG Overdue!

(ap) - St. Patrick's Day should be moved to the 2nd Saturday in March...Like Thanksgiving, the **** should Float.

We're America DAMN IT!... We can do whatever the Hell we Want to with Holidays!

And Besides, you Bastards OWE my People for what you did to them!

No Justice, No Peace!

02.20.2009: South Park Needs a "Jesus Vs Obama" Episode.

(ap) - Messiah Vs Messiah... This Time, they Finish it!

02.19.2009: "...stuck to the Colon Walls like Spackle or Paste..."

(ap) - ^Seriously, who the **** wants to Hear that **** at ANYTIME?...

Advertising SUCKS!

02.15.2009: Punch Drunk on Pool Water & Sap

(ap) - Who in the Hell was John Mayer Trying to Punch while he was Under Water? What a Freaky Bitch he is.

02.10.2009: Peanuts with the Shell are the Crack Rock of the Nut Family

(ap) - I'm ****ing Serious, these Bitches have been Distracting me from my Regular Distraction... The Internet.

Is it just any Peanuts in the Shell, or could it be that I got a Bag of them from the Roadhouse, and the Roadhouse is Lacing theirs theirs with PCP?

02.08.2009: Recycling is too much of a Hassle

(ap) - I'm not Takin' my Cans to the Recycling Place Anymore

I Took 6 Bags of Uncrushed Cans to Can Land and after Wading through Sticky Floored Filth Reminiscent of a Porn Store's Private Booth (Not that I'd Know what that's like!), I was Blessed with $3.26 for 10lbs of Cans, and the Potential of being Held-up in the Parking Lot by any Number of Border Crossers that were there Peddling the Aluminum they had Stolen from the Worksite they were Recently Laid-off from.

I could've been Working...

Next Time I am just Taking them Down to the Platte River and Giving them to the Most Entertaining Bum in the Tent Community that I can Find.

At least that way I can be Entertained, and the Bum can get some More Ripple and not Burden the System by becoming another Worker that has to be Laid-off.

And Mother Earth Smiles.

02.07.2009: Green Chili for Green Mocos...

(ap) - Doctors Should Prescribe Green Chili for Some Illnesses/Allergies. The Worse the Condition, the Spicier the Green Chili. If you've Never Experienced this Remedy, get to your Nearest Peddler of Green Chili the Next Time you get Sick!

02.05.2009: The Whore of all Tacos

(ap) - Burger King Tacos... Purist Example that you have an Eating Disorder if you are Eating One. And I would be Lying if I didn't Admit that I have Found myself in a BK Drive thru with Absolutely NO Justification for Ordering (2) of those Filthy Bastard Abominations to Humanity and Everything that is Hispanic Culture and History. Almost went and got one Today.

02.03.2009: Mustang Sally Makes me Think of the Space Shuttle...

(ap) - I can't be the only one who Thinks of that. And in that, I Think of this:

Why can't I have the Stripper Thoughts that those from the 70's have?...

02.01.2009: I don't Care what you say...

(ap) - Bob Geldof is NOT Bob Geldof... He's Pink... End of ****ing List! I you don't Understand what I am Saying, you Probably NEVER will.

02.03.2009: I Never Promised you a Metaphor Garden

(ap) - Lynn Anderson was Rapin' before Rapin' Existed!... That Bitch was Gangsta!

peace,

tha malcontent

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