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malcontent random thoughts� - January 2009

01.31.2009: That was then and it was what it was...

(ap) - There should be a Modern Day Update of the Movie, "That was then, this is now", and they should Call it, "It is what it is". Morgan Freeman could play the Black Version of Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, except it could be about White Liberal Yuppies who are Buying up Older Neighborhoods and making them into Coffee Houses and Art Houses, and the Relationships that are Formed... BAH!... It would be about an Angry Old Racist Black guy who wants the Crackers the **** out of his Hood!

01.22.2009: Dad, can we Talk about Kites Tomorrow?"

(ap) - I will now Add the "Dad, can we Talk about Kites Tomorrow?" Line to the List of Adorable and Heartbreaking things my 3-Year-Old Daughter says...

She Asks me that Question Everyday...

I Answer her, "Of course we can.", or "Sure Sweetheart.", and she Follows with, "Thanks Dad!"...

Good Lord I don't want it to End!

01.14.2009: Healthy Choice is some Dishonest Bastards!...

(ap) - Their New "Fresh Mixers" are a ****ing Rip-off, and I got Took!

They have this New Item that is Nice because you can Pantry it, but it's Less Food, More Money and More Preparation...

What the Hell?...

And yes, I Purchased some of them.

It's just the Entr�e Minus the Side and Dessert.

Pure Crap.

This has me Far More Upset than "The Hell it's Easy Mac" and it's Later Cousin, "Realitively Easy Mac".

I'm Writin' a Letter up in this Bitch!

01.07.2009: Elasti-Girl's Got BACK!...

(ap) - I Know I Told you I'd be True... But Elasti-Girl's got a Big Ol' Butt, so I'm Leavin' you... As a Matter of Fact, Red Beans and Rice didn't Miss that Rumpshaker either... 2 Quarter Bootie, that Girly's Sportin'... All that and a Bucket-o-Yardbird, some Greens and a Big-Ass-Biscuit!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn... Holly's Never Looked Better!

01.06.2009: Don't Beat Off your Lunch, mmmkay...

(ap) - True Story about tha malcontent going to the Warehouse to Heat his Lunch...

Me Announcing to the Warehouse: "I'm going to Heat Up my Lunch"...

Intern: "You're going to Beat Off your Lunch?"...

After the Initial Taunting and Teasing in the Warehouse, this began a Discussion of what in the Hell Beating Off one's Lunch would be and the Conclusion was either a Cattleman who is going get the Last Load out of his Bull before he Puts it Down for Slaughter, or Jeffrey Dahmer.

You Pick.

01.02.2009: Who's Putting Cats in Bags, and why?...

(ap) -"You let the Cat out of the Bag"... Where the **** do these Sayings come from?...

Seriously, that's Rooted in someone, or some Group of People who were Bagging Cats for some Reason... I haven't Googled it...

I'm Sure there's an Answer...

01.01.2008: "Happy You Near!"

(ap) - That is what my Adorable Daughter says when she tries to say, "Happy New Year"... Happy in Deed. I am Thankful for the Blessing I continue to have, even if I Lost some of them in 2008.

peace,

tha malcontent

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