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malcontent random thoughts� - June 2008

06.30.2008 - 18/20... The Playboy Channel the 80's Way

(ap) - When I was a Kid we had a Cable Box that Looked like the one above... And it was Magic... If you Clicked down 18 and 20 at the same time, you would get 19 in as a Black and White with a Semi-Fluttering Image... But it was in Fact the Playboy Channel... That's Problem Solving at it's Best!

06.21.2008 - Left Handed Cherry Petters

(ap) - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Back in the Day, a malcontent Worked in the Blue Collar Arenas. One such Job was in a Tempering Warehouse... Glass. When you were a Noob pre-Politically Correct/Sensitivity Training in the Workplace Days, you got Hazed... Some of it was Harmless, others were not. This is a Story about Harmless Hazing. The Company I was Working for in late 1989 Cut Down and Tempered Glass, among other things. When you Worked in the Cutting Department your First Mistake in Cutting Down a Piece too Small was Met with, "Well, you better go get the Glass Stretcher, I Think it's in Edging." When you got to Edging, they would say that it was in Framing, and so on, and so forth. By the time you were done, the Entire Company Knew of your First Mistake. For those of you Wondering, there is no such thing as a "Glass Stretcher". When this was done to me, my Response was, "How Exactly does a Glass Stretcher work?"... Confused by this Question, Hoss didn't Know what to say. Frustrated he finally said, "It Stretches Glass!". So I Queried again, "How Exactly do you Stretch Glass?... There's a Set Thickness on this Piece of Glass of 1/4", and if you were able to Stretch it, it would Take from the Thickness that was Required, wouldn't it, I mean, it's gotta give somewhere, doesn't it?" Of course this only Further Confused and Frustrated the Man. His Parting Comment to me was, "****in' College Boy!" as he Stomped off. The Remainder of my Time there I was Known as "****in' College Boy" by the UnEducated Necks who didn't Like my Learnin' Ways. So anyway, there are many Left Handed Cherry Petters in this World, and they are Meant to Embarrass you when you are a Noob. Pay Attention when you are at a New Job... Yours is Waiting for you.

06.19.2008 - Fiftahtreythowsundwon

(ap) - The Dream World is Simply an Equal Parallel to this World, but Most People Choose to only Exist Mentally and Physically in One because we have been Trained since we were Children to Disregard the Other Side as something that is Not Real.

Imaginary Friends?... Better Not go Dismissin' them so Quickly before you Hear what I have to Say.

You May not Share the Same Side with People you Feel that you are Currently...

They may be an Active Part of what you Perceive to be a "Dream World" in their Sleep, but in Reality, you are Not with them "There", and they are Not with you "Here".

Once you Learn to Fully Understand this Reality about Both Sides, you can Coexist in Each.

It will Take More than just Mental Training to Accomplish this...

Your Body is Not Physically Capable of Handling (2) Lives, so you have to Prepare yourself Before you Attempt to Step into the other Consciously.

One Day... I May Show you How.

It will Help you to Better Understand People who are Confusing the Hell out of you... They are Not Trying to be Confusing, they are Simply "Dreaming" while you are "Awake".

You won't be Able to get through to them either, so don't Frustrate yourself...

You'll be Labeled Crazy, and then Probably Find yourself in a Padded Room.

Start Observing People, and you will Begin to Notice Examples of what I am Talking about...

Just Watch People in their Day to Day, and Notice that it's Very Plausible that they are Not "Here" with you.

Go ahead... Give it a Try.

If you are Not Open-Minded enough to Accept this Concept as a Possibility, then you will Not See it.

But if you are, you May have Some People Contacting you when you are "Sleeping", and then Asking you about it when you are "Awake".

It Depends on which one you Perceive to be "Sleeping" and which one you Perceive to be "Awake", but Try not to Figure out which is which, because in the End, they are the Same.

When you are Ready... I will Share More.

Until then, Sleep Well.

06.11.2008 - TACOBELLiquors�... It's Time has Come

(ap) - I've always said that Taco Bell and the LQ should Join Forces... Think about the Lives that would be Saved... And if Taco Bell and the Liquor Store Teamed up with a Delivery Service, and it Save only ONE Life... Wouldn't it be Worth it?

06.10.2008 - About the Albinophobia of the Disco Era

(ap) - What was with Albino's in the 60's and 70's and why were they Placed in Movies like Chevy and Goldie's Classic B Movie, Foul Play, as Evil or Bad Men?... Is there something Inherently Scary about Albinos?... Try that **** today, and you'll have the American Albino Anti-Defamation League all over you like White on... Rice... Well, Save the Da Vinci Code, of course, but Tom Hanks has a Free Pass from the Left because he Died from Complications with AIDS in a Movie. And because it can't be said enough... Disco Sucks.

And he Means it, Damn it!...

05.09.2008 - Apparently, I "Stink Like Old Goat"...

(ap) - My lil one Told me this Morning, "Daddy, you Need to get up and Take a Shower... You Stink Like Old Goat"...

And she was Correct.

06.05.2008 - We are going to the Bank with the lil one

(ap) - So the lil one has Accumulated some Ca$h in her Piggy Bank(s):

Here's your Money from your Cash Bank...

Now she's Organizing the Change...

We are going to the Bank Today so she can Deposit her Bankarage into her Own Account.

She Rules.

peace,

tha malcontent

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