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malcontent random thoughts� - March 2008
03.20.2008 - Ex-Lax and "Seats" Don't Mix
(ap) - In this Day and Age when we
have to be Warned of EVERYTHING, I have to Ask...
Why doesn't a Laxative Package have a Warning on it:
"Warning: Do not do Seats on a Trampoline if you have Taken this Product".
Seems like something you Might want to be Warned of, Especially if you are an Avid Trampoliner.
03.16.2008 - Nightmare American Style...
(ap) - Every now and again I have a
Nightmare that the 70's aren't over... Everything is Dead and Puke Looking Earth
Tones, offset with Cartoonish Eruptions of "Patriotism" in the Form of Pop
Culture Silliness...
And the Music that's Playing is the Theme to "Love American Style"...
I am always Riding in a Hoodless Ford Maverick with a Blower...
Concerning.
03.15.2008 - The Joker's got me Feelin' Crow...
(ap) - Some of you may be too Young, but there was a Fat Flick back in the early to mid-90's called "The Crow"... Brandon Lee's Final Film... Every time I see a Reference to Heath Ledger's "Joker" in this next Batman, I can't Help but to be put Directly back in Time Watching Trailers for "The Crow"... It's Creepy... It's like Yesterday.
03.14.2008 - Superman's a Punk Bitch.
(ap) -
Who in the **** EVER Bought that Clark Kent could put on Glasses and Act a Twit,
and Nobody, Including that Boney Bitch he was Hot for and who he Face to Faced
with, would not Recognize him?...
I Never Liked Superman...
One of my Least Favorite "Heros".
03.12.2008 - My Mommy Makes the Best Potato
Salad... Period.
(ap) - There is no Doubt in my Mind
that my Mom makes the Best Potato Salad on Earth... It is hands down the Best
Dish she Creates... Next to Ham Hock and Beans, of course. I have Honestly
Considered getting her Permission to Market her Recipe... But there is one thing
for Sure... My lil one's will have the Recipe Handed down to them as it was
Handed down to my Wife by my Momma.
03.06.2008 - Individual Servings of Rice Krispies
are Rigged
(ap) - It is my Firm Belief that the
Kellogg's Family has a Twisted Sense of Humor... Of all of the Cereals they make
and put into Single Serving Packages, none is Harder to Open than Rice Krispies
and none makes Quite the Mess that they do when the Bag Finally Rips Entirely
Apart... **** you Kellogg's... You didn't get me this Morning you ****'s!
peace,
tha malcontent
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