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a malcontent rant� 01.03.2004

 

 

A Conversation with an Idiot, who just happens to be a Liberal

 

By tha malcontent (Direct Descendent of the Founding Fathers! - tha malcontent)
ap/afp Editor in Chief January 3, 8:50 ET

 

(ap) - As most of you know, the Truth has a tendency to Frustrate, Confuse, and Anger the Left... This leads me to be the recipient of many love letters from Liberals all around the World.  Normally, I disregard them as the babble that they are.  But once and a while, one catches me just right, and I feel the need to share it with all of you.  Meet Sal.  Sal decided to e-mail my site 6 times with this same piece of Brilliance, and because of the sheer level of Incoherence, and Idiocy that this letter displays, I decided it would not be Fair for me to be the only person who found some enjoyment with it!  Sal, next time, come a little bit more prepared! - tha malcontent)

 

Sal, the Idiot: "You are full of yourself,"

(And you concluded this based on?... - tha malcontent)

Sal, the Idiot: "Amendments I am for but raping the planet will never get you through the eye ot the needle."

("Amendments I am for"... OK, Yoda!  Raping the Planet sounds like a sex crime... Is this one of the charges against Michael Jackson? - tha malcontent)

Sal, the Idiot: "And Bush with his remedial Bible has read."

(Does that "remedial Bible" line make your Liberal buddies giggle along with you?  You should make bumper stickers, Genius!   I am trying to understand your point with that line, but I think you are just saying "Bush has read his remedial Bible", in Yodaspeak.... Am I correct? - tha malcontent)

Sal, the Idiot: "Even if the c student could read he by  does not care."

(Even a "C" Student would have reread his e-mail, before sending it in a blind, drunken rage!  I got it the first time, Snapperhead!  The other 5 e-mails, were just as poorly written, and basically a waste of your time and energy!  Someone learned to cut and paste today after taking a ride on the Short Bus, didn't he!  Go back and get your G.E.D., it's not too late!  And stop PlayaHatin', it's not good for the Soul, Homie! - tha malcontent)

Sal, the Idiot: "His goal is to destroy."

(Yeah!... Ignore all of that Rebuilding of a Country destroyed by decades of Tyranny, a few short months after it's Liberation...  Daddy's Boy just wants to DESTROY!...DESTROY!...DESTROY!...  Just think, if enough of you Idiots repeat that silliness, enough times, other Idiots may just hear it! - tha malcontent)

Sal, the Idiot: "He is studid."

(I know this is a typo on your part, but I am not sure if you are ending this love letter to me by making the Ignorant, generally repeated claim by you and yours, that Bush (43) is Dumbya, or if you are Coming Out to me, and letting the World now through my site, that you are Physically attracted to another Man... Memo to the Closeted One: Bush (43) don't Swing that way, Girl!  But I will be sure to let my readers know of your new Life!  Next time, try addressing me with a little less Meth in your system, mmmkay!  And please, don't waste your time sending me a poorly written letter 5 or 6 times, it was equally as pathetic the first time, as it was the last.  One time is more than sufficient, Salamander! - tha malcontent)
 


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