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a malcontent rant 01.20.2010



What just Dropped?... Oh, your Cookies


By tha malcontent
ap/afp Editor in Chief
January 20... 4:45 AM MST

(ap) - Got a pile of "cookies" at my feet at about 3 in the AM this morning... My precious Daughter left her Bedroom, passed her Brother's room, the Playroom... the BATHROOM... The Living Room... Her Mom's side of the bed, the fireplace and finally around to my side...

She "always" comes to me first because she Loves me most!... Actually, I think this was one of the rare times the Wife didn't fret about her coming to me first.

I wasn't sure if she had knocked something off of my nightstand, because it sounded like a glass fell... It wasn't... It was about a 3 foot long pile of yack... Caused me flashbacks to being 8 years old and watching the Exorcist by myself after midnight.

You know, they never illustrate the clean-up in the movies regarding the gut cheese... Nor can a movie give you the wonderful and REAL feeling of vomit between your toes.

I am fairly sure that this pile came out in one projection and landed evenly as a long pile� It�s the only way it could have to sound like a singular object hitting the ground.

If only I had video� Talk about a video that could go viral!




tha malcontent



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