What just Dropped?... Oh, your Cookies
Editor in Chief
4:45 AM MST
(ap) - Got a pile of "cookies" at my
feet at about 3 in the AM this morning... My precious Daughter left her Bedroom,
passed her Brother's room, the Playroom... the BATHROOM... The Living Room...
Her Mom's side of the bed, the fireplace and finally around to my side...
She "always" comes to me first because she Loves me most!... Actually, I think
this was one of the rare times the Wife didn't fret about her coming to me
I wasn't sure if she had knocked something off of my nightstand, because it
sounded like a glass fell... It wasn't... It was about a 3 foot long pile of
yack... Caused me flashbacks to being 8 years old and watching the Exorcist by
myself after midnight.
You know, they never illustrate the clean-up in the movies regarding the gut
cheese... Nor can a movie give you the wonderful and REAL feeling of vomit
between your toes.
I am fairly sure that this pile came out in one projection and landed evenly as
a long pile… It’s the only way it could have to sound like a singular object
hitting the ground.
If only I had video… Talk about a video that could go viral!
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