in association with the Liberty Project presents

Back to the ap    The ap archives     Contact the ap    ap Retractions    tha malcontent


a malcontent rant 03.17.2009



St. Patrick's Day... Observed.


By tha malcontent
ap/afp Editor in Chief
Mar 17, 04:57 AM MST

(ap) - It's been a LONG time coming, and if it can't happen in America, it can't happen ANYWHERE!...

We need to treat St. Patrick's Day like Thanksgiving.

2nd weekend in March, and the "Observed" day can be Fryday.

Years like this year confuse and complicate the Celebration, and that can ruin a Patty's Day for many people who were mentally planning for the coming weekend, and not the one we just went through.

But there's a Public Safety Issue here also.

If ONE weekend is designated, then the focus will be on that weekend, instead of possibly two weekends, and then the actual day.

All I can say is, if it saved just one Life, wouldn't it be worth it?

Of course, this is all theoretical, because today is Patty's Day, and since it's the Official Day, you are required by State and Federal Law to Drynk today.

So if you haven't goosed an Irish Person, slapped their Moms, and done a shot of Whysky tomorrow morning just to get you "squared up", then you had better schedule that in tonight, or President O'bama might have something to say about it!

He's Hawaiian born Irish Kansan, don't ya know!

Now Drynk!



~ Have an Opinion?... Then e-mail me @ and Sound off like ya got a Pair!



tha malcontent

(All commentary included on this website is the opinion of tha malcontent and is based in the Truth.  No Liberals, Marxists, Stalinists, Socialists, Communists or DemocRATS were harmed in the making of this website, I promise! -  tha malcontent)


Don't do what you're polled to do!� 


This web site is designed, maintained and edited by tha malcontent...


 "what have you done for Liberty today?"� is protected speech pursuant to the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States and is faithfully enforced by tha malcontent via the Second Amendment to that same Constitution. Any reproduction or redistribution of this article will be seen as an awakening of a Patriot in this Great Republic by tha malcontent, and subsequently applauded! 

Copyright 1994-2009� /� - All rights reserved. malcontent

an americanfreepress organization 1994-2009

tha malcontent... The Original Gangster of the Pajamahidin


The ap�  & The afp


- the Liberty Project� -


'Si vis pacem Para Bellum'


Back to the ap    The ap archives     Contact the ap    ap Retractions    tha malcontent