03.18.2010: Clotheslines don�t keep people employed, honey! / associalisticpress.com�

(ap) - As we were in our backyard playing last evening, my 4� year old Daughter asked me what the round patch of dirt was in the lawn.

I told her it was where the clothesline pole used to be and that a clothesline was for hanging clothes out to dry instead of drying them in the dryer like we do now.

Being an inquisitive little one, she asked me the question you OFTEN hear from little ones, �Why, Daddy?� I told her, �Because clotheslines don�t keep people employed, honey!� Coal and Gas production does!�

True Story!

***This malcontent Random Thought was brought to you by a Generous Grant from Excel Energy. Keeping people comfortable year round and helping to keep the Economy going strong by employing people with skilled, good paying and stable jobs. Don�t let the Terrorists win by putting Americans out of work in a Futile Attempt to cool the Earth with your Damned clotheslines!

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