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a malcontent rant 03.18.2011



The Ozification of Insurance Advertising

By tha malcontent
ap/afp Editor in Chief March 18,
4:35 PM MST

(ap) - I don't know if I'm the only one noticing this trend with major insurance companies, but some veterans from HBO's Oz seem to be signing prominent contracts as spokespeople.


Ryan O'Reily

Allstate is scoring big with Irishman Ryan O'Reily (Dean Winters) and the "Mayhem" character right now.



Vern Schillinger

Farmers has former Oz Nazi, Vern Schillinger (J.K. Simmons) as an affable Insurance trainer.


Chris Keller

I suggest that Aflac, post the irritating Gilbert Gottfried AFLAC! era, goes with the resident Oz Sadist Chris Keller (Christopher Meloni), to complete the trifecta if Oz douchers.



Simon Adebisi

But why stop there... That Geico gecko is about played out... How about Simon Adebisi (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje)?...



Tim McManus

And then I guess State Farm can have Tim McManus (Terry Kinney), that whiney self-involved chick of a CEE-HO!...

Any of these ideas happen...  I'm suin'!... Bet.




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