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a malcontent rant� 03.18.2011
By
tha malcontent
ap/afp
Editor in Chief March 18,
4:35
PM MST
(ap) - I don't know if I'm the only one noticing this trend with major insurance companies, but some veterans from HBO's Oz seem to be signing prominent contracts as spokespeople.
Ryan O'Reily
Allstate is scoring big with Irishman Ryan O'Reily (Dean Winters) and the
"Mayhem" character right now.
Vern Schillinger
Farmers has former Oz Nazi, Vern Schillinger (J.K. Simmons) as an affable
Insurance trainer.
Chris Keller
I suggest that Aflac, post the irritating Gilbert Gottfried AFLAC! era, goes
with the resident Oz Sadist Chris Keller (Christopher Meloni), to complete the
trifecta if Oz douchers.
Simon Adebisi
But why stop there... That Geico gecko is about played out... How about Simon
Adebisi (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje)?...
Tim McManus
And then I guess State Farm can have Tim McManus (Terry Kinney), that whiney
self-involved chick of a CEE-HO!...
Any of these ideas happen... I'm suin'!... Bet.
peace...
tha malcontent
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