07.26.2010: Top 10 Campaign Slogans for Obama and his Party this Fall! / associalisticpress.com�

Top 10 Campaign Slogans for Obama and his Party this Fall!

By tha malcontent
ap/afp Editor in Chief July 26... 4:15 AM MST

(ap) - And here they are:

1.) Things could be Worse!... It could be a Great Depression!�
(As a matter of fact, you should be kissin� Obama�s ass for making it as good as it is right now you ungrateful little�)

2.) Change!, err� Status Quo!, Status Quo!

3.) 8% Unemployment ain't bad!... What?... It's still around 10%?

4.) Remember how bad it was back in 2005 when the Republicans were in Control?

5.) Bush Lied, Obama Tried?

6.) We're still gonna close Gitmo, and this time, we Promise!

7.) We won't give anymore Bailouts to our Evil Banker pals, and this time, we Promise!

8.) We�re going bring our Troops Home, and this time, we Promise!

9.) Trillions in Deficit Spending Creates Jobs!� Eventually� Hopefully?...

10.) BP = Bush Petroleum.

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