Memo to Glorious Leader: Bow Out Gracefully
Editor in Chief
8:04 AM MST
(ap) - I would like to make a suggestion to Barry Hussein Obama on his and his Administration's abject fumbling of the "Speech" to the Collective American Child that is planned, but to this day substance unknown, on Tuesday.
It's time to bow out Gracefully, Mr. President, and here is how you can put in words that can then be foisted onto your dependable Teleprompter-in-Chief so that you don't accidentally accuse those who disagreed with you in this of being "all wee-wee'd up" or something ignorant like that.
Here it goes:
"My fellow Americans, it is with great disappointment that I come to you tonight to announce my cancellation of the speech I was preparing for America’s students on Tuesday, September 8th.
It seems that I have made an error in judgment in picking this time in the school year to address the students about education and other issues that I had planned.
This coupled with the mishandling of my request by the Department of Education in the now infamous and poorly worded “Classroom Activities” document that made it’s way to through the echo chamber this week before I could address it and correct the errors in it.
It has become clear to me that my presence in classrooms across America on Tuesday would be an enormous distraction, not only to the students at this early juncture in the year, but also to the educators and administrations who have been overwhelmed with the heavy task of preparing a new school year and also preparing for new students.
They didn’t need this added to their plates, and that is my Fault.
It was also an error in judgment for my speech to not be available to educators and administrators in a timely fashion so that they could adequately prepare their lesson plans for their students, and make parents fully aware of what was going to be presented to their children.
In the future, this mistake will not be repeated.
I would like to have a dialogue at some future point with America’s students and educators in some form or another, but it is clear that in this controversial time politically, and this time of the school year, that this is not the appropriate time.
Even though my intent was not to cause this kind of disruption for America’s classrooms, it was in fact my actions that were the catalyst for this controversy, and in that, I take full responsibility and apologize for any inconvenience this has caused America’s teachers and students.
I appreciate your time on this matter, and I will work in the future to avoid such controversy when it pertains to the classroom.
Thank you, and God Bless America.”
And that’s it, Barry.
Feel free to tweak it as needed, but get this behind you, because Tuesday is only looking worse and worse by the day for your Administration and by connection, the DemocRATS who are “Hoping” to get elected next Fall.
Next time, get ahead of the Scandal, if you intend on being a Two-termer.
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