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$5 Dinners "Green Mom" on Thumb Fartmann yesterday Describing Sexual Assault by TSA

By tha malcontent
ap/afp Editor in Chief November 19, 3:35 AM MST

(ap) - "She did not tell me that she was going to touch my vagina area or my labia"... Really?...

Our Little Chatterboxes: TSA - Sexual Assault

She felt along my waistline, moved behind me, then proceeded to feel both of my buttocks. She reached from behind in the middle of my buttocks towards my vagina area.

She did not tell me that she was going to touch my buttocks, or reach forward to my vagina area.

She then moved in front of my and touched the top and underneath portions of both of my breasts.

She did not tell me that she was going to touch my breasts.

She then felt around my waist. She then moved to the bottoms of my legs.

She then felt my inner thighs and my vagina area, touching both of my labia.

She did not tell me that she was going to touch my vagina area or my labia.

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Enter Satire:

Victim: "All I wanted to do is get on a Plane, and instead I have this Woman trying shove her hand up my Pussy!"

Talk Show Host: "What I want you to do is, I want you to call a Lawyer and tell him the same thing you just told me, but tell it to him in low tones, and he'll probably get a Hard-on and take the case, next caller!"*

(*Apologies to National Lampoons)

For the REAL Show she was on yesterday:

Thursday 18 November '10 show notes | Thom Hartmann

I'm not Certain if the Audio is Available, but it was like Listening to a Public Reading of a Smut Novel

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